Hi again the “Porn Pundit” is back with some musing. I share Sir’s enthusiasm for “”My Friends Hot Mom” but might I suggest that you’ll spend more time Within Naughty America Network network stable, at “Bookworm Bitches“. I hereby nominate Avy as the BJ queen of the year as her coach blackmails her into giving him a stunning sloppy “on your knees” blow job to gain a college transfer. Softball Coach is obviously taken his daily quota of Enzite as he spews forth a froth of come into her pov, blue eyed, open mouth. I promise my balls were not soft for a minute.

Hey Sir, how come I can’t find one strictly BBW site in the index that garners more then four can cans? Giving Big and Plump’s review four can-cans is like giving one of the Olson twins the Actress of the Year Award. Who wants to see a bunch of worthless 300lb + blimps in worthless, streaming garbage. Even my favorite “Big Naturals” is shying away from them. Ok, ok : I admit I can’t find one either that features truly good looking slightly chubby, not blubbery girl next door types. Anyone out there recommend such a site?

Also on the subject of weight: I would like to puke whenever I see Ron Jeremy on late night cable. He’s like finger nails on the chalk board.

OK readers time for my Porn Site of the Year Awards
1. Naughty America Network. You wont find a site that is as user friendly allows unlimited downloads, has absolutely the best range of models from knockout gorgeous to girl next door and has a fair price. Usually being a cheap son of a bitch, Im wanting for a trial but Ill bet my AMC Gremlin you’ll go nuts over these sites. Excellent to outstanding download quality.

2. Hustler. The girls are gorgeous, talented and fresh. Sir Rodney named Hustler a “top pick” in his review of the site.

3. Velvet Ecstasy. The net version of “American idol without Simon” (see above comments on Ron Jeremy. these are the most honest women on the web). I invite all to watch Autumn in “Hood Ring” to see if you can come away without a stain on your pants. The download system and quality are THE BEST ON THE WEB! Here again, no trial but the price is a bargain. It doesn’t hurt that the webmaster doesn’t permit any cum-dodgers in any videos. Visit the site site, or check out Sir Rodney’s review of Velvet Ecstasy
4. Hustler Just Beats Out “Peter North“. Here again I wish they had a trial but these guys know they have something good so you’ll pay for it. Yeah I know both Peter and a few of the girls have been “around the cock” a few times but most of the girls are fresh, sprightly and know that they are on the big stage for the first time so they really put out their all. Peter’s Anal stuff is tops! Quality of video is outstanding. Read Sir Rodney’s review of Peter North for more info.

5. Big Naturals. Still great but slipping a bit.

Worst sites on the web.
1. No doubt about it, not including plain “rip-off” sites” the award has to go to Max Hardcore. This jerk who has worked with his trademark cowboy hat, and 40 year old has-been bimbos dressed up as ‘teenage” with their clown-like make-up, makes me want to barf. His misogynistic hate-filled vile videos were not in style when disco was the scene! It doesn’t help that viewing same is like watching behind a shower curtain. What makes you think I hate this site??

2. Ok, it’s not the worst BUT no kudos go to almost all the Steve Sweet sites.
If he continues to chop videos into smaller and smaller bites he can hand them out to each and every person on the web. Downloading one video can be harmful to your health as it can easily bring on carple tunnel syndrome.

That’s all for today boys and girls. Be back when the Porn Pundit pontificates about what he hates about internet porn in the next chilling episode. Meanwhile keep your e-mails coming.

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