Pornpundit Registers Porn Review Objection!
The Pornpundit requests that “Get Well” cards be sent immediately to Sir Rodney, for although he is the best critic on the web his very temporary loss of sanity regarding his recent review of Beautiful Agony is cause for concern.
This site presents “SINGLE subjects” with numerous overhead shots of people from the chest up supposedly in the throws of orgasm ( or do they just need Pepto?).
Recently there is an up and coming internet movement to combine sex and art. The movement is certainly not new, rooted all he way back to caveman drawings and more recently to artists such as Rubin and Andy Warhol. Read Sir Rodney’s reviews of internet sites of this ilk include the absolutely thumbs up Justshootme.com and the marvelous Abby Winters (read review) and Beautiful Agony (read review.)
I’m all for combining art and sex and it can be done in such a way as to provoke a stiffy from the viewer such as the content of the above named sites succeed in doing. In fact there is nothing better then sharing good porn web sites with a significant other as we can comfortably do with justshootme.com or my favorite Velvetectasy.com ( at the risk of being a sexist
FistingLessons.comwould not be suitable) HOWEVER here at BeautifulAgony.com we are presented with adults shown from the chest up in scenes that could just as easily been culled from any patient scene in an episode of medical drama “ER”". To quote from Sir Rodney’s eloquent but uncharacteristic review of Beautiful Agony:
” This serves to take the subject, and the orgasm, out of any identifiable context, a room, a bed, a partner, an encounter.” In fact we see no room, no PARTNER, and regarding the encounter for all we know the “subject” my just be experiencing the relief of a very bad itch! In fact taking the material “out of any familiar context” is the downfall of this film making 101 attempt. “A” for effort ” D ” for execution.
This site hearkens back to mainstream critically acclaimed film “Conversation with Andre” during witch we spend two hours listing to a conversation by two gents of whom we know nothing, make no bound, and show as much enthusiasm and interest as a character study of a zombie in “The night Of the Living Dead.” The flick didn’t earn enough money for a gallon of gas these days (conversation for another blog) as word quickly spread of the boredom and sleep producing effects greater then those of a dose of Vicks Nyquil. HOWEVER here at BeautifulAgony.com, a site that tries hard but leaves us soft.
I wish to express my thanks to who ever in Sir Rodney’s Kingdom is assisting me with cleaning up my submissions and inserting the great photos in this porn blog. They’re keeping a low profile so I can’t thank them by name but I do appreciate it.
By the way I now have my own site and blog open at Pornpundit.net. net but I wouldn’t run off just yet to look as I’m still searching for an editor, guest bloggers, and even a theme lol. Although the pay is non existent this is your big chance to break into porn journalism! lol. If your interested or have any suggestions again please write me at pornpundit@cyberloveplace.com. Later Gang!
March 28th, 2005 at 6:55 am
I think I am going to call you PP on this board, because you are so pissed off by porn you don’t like. I love that.
We mildly disagree about Beautiful Agony, PP, but I appreciate you trying to stir up controversy with your provocative headlines and pot shots at your pal (and employer). I hope this works increase readership here in the obscurity of our little blog…
Anyway, what PP says is true, I gushed about this site beause for christ’s sake don’t you get bored with the same old porn after a while. However, you misrepreent me because I also clearly see the downside of an conceptual art site like this one: “the experience is very repetitive. Once you appreciate the subjects’ two or three minutes of beautiful agony, there is nowhere to go with your half on. There is no porn here”. Read whole review and judge for yourself.
Anyway, I say definatly, where else can you see the faces of hundreds of regular folks (some quite beautiful) in the throes of orgasm? It’s hot.
March 29th, 2005 at 6:48 am
Hi Sir Rodney.
yes I’m trying to “stir the pot”. I did read it from start to finish and choose to ignore faint criticism in favor of overwhelming praise” Hey look If i got bored with all the stuff I look at I wouldn’t be much use ROFL.