Porn’s Dark Side Part Three
How fitting that my last installment of “The Dark Side of Porn” coincides with the release of Star Wars Episode III, the darkest of them all. The videos in this piece are far far and away the extremes of porn and I have no desire that the net takes us even further.
My nomination for wookey of the year goes to Mia, the dumbest women I have ever seen on the net. You can find her here. Poor slut she has pushed the envelope, and more with her unique ability to thrust half her arm, well lets just say that a colonoscopy would not faze her in the least. I don’t know if this would go over in a circus but it certainly is an oddity by this idiot; whats more she enjoys the whole experience. Sir Rodney’s review of Fisting Lessons can be found here.
Next we give the award for sword swallowing jointly to Judy Star at Will She Gag (read review) and Tyler at Gag On My Cock (read review). These gals would give Linda Lovelace run for her money (remember her Al Goldstein?) in their ability to take large members down their gullet. Again both gals seem to enjoy themselves and no one was harmed in making these vids.
I don’t know who wins the award here at Kim’s Amateurs (review hereis it the truly ugly dominant women (The Bitch) who swings a wicked karate 
like kicks or the poor gent who is the recipient of same dead square on the gonads. If that wasn’t enough she then proceeds to almost chew off his manhood. He does walk and talk after this extended ‘punishment” so we can only assume that no one was harmed in the making of this video either.
Ok gang that’s all for this week. look if you enjoyed this piece, repulsed, or bored to death I want your comments lest I go over to the dark side with Anakin Skywalker. I don’t care what you write just let me know you are alive! Please keep in mind that by annonymous comment posting is allowed. “May the force by with you!”
May 25th, 2005 at 1:17 pm
I don’t think people like to post and comment on porn sites, and porn blogs, generally. Maybe they’re shy… maybe they’re anxious to get on to the main event, or maybe they just don’t like interacting with pervs like us. We’re professionals, after all.