Some things just keep getting better with age like a great Bordeaux or a N.Y. sirloin strip. Others just rot on the vine or turn putrid. So it is with porn stars and websites.

I recently returned to re-examine the fine tasting Hustler site and I’m happy to say it’s aging very well indeed and Larry Flynt’s models are oh so delicious. My return was prompted by seeing raven-haired Alyson on the intro page and I had to get more of this mouth-watering piece of twentysomething. Watching her in action is like watching your prom queen acting nasty and taking it deep in her rear end. Here is some copy from the site.

Alyson - Will Fuck For Food
“Building comes to a halt when Alyson arrives on the scene. She’s no go-getter, and when this construction company was advertising for a receptionist she knew she wasn’t going to get the job based on her negligible office skills. ‘I can’t type. I can’t use a computer. I can barely file. What I can do is blow the foreman every day at lunch, and I can bend over the boss’s desk in the trailer and let him bang my ass whenever he gets that anal urge he seems to get so often.’”

If Alyson is not enough to get you off your own arse you’ll find hundreds — no, make that several hundreds of some of the nastiest, most salivation-causing meat on the net. Link up through Sir Rodney’s link and you’ll get an outstanding $9.95 value membership that will satiate any appetite for some time.

I recently reacquainted myself with a tasty piece of beef that’s aged to perfection. Oh, the girls are oh-so-tasty, all natural without any artificial ingredients, and chock full of red hot J.O.M. Abby Winters continues to grow in size and in prime (make that choice) delectability. If there is one thing Australia turns out besides outstanding golfers, it’s outstanding jerk-off material. If you want to watch two outstanding Aussie women who truly “get into each other” because they’re real lovers rather than “Hollywood pairings,” by all means see Gabrielle & Adeline. The $18.00, 30-day trial is a steal as you could easily spend months here.

I won’t spend much time on some big time sites that are rancid but by all means avoid my number two stinker Adult Movie Matrix. These people will find any excuse to steal your money and give you little in return. The all time piece of rotten festering cheese has got to be Max Hardcore. Max is rotten to the core, his material is like a sweaty arm pit, (very embarrassing and easily avoidable with a daily shower), he is older than the caveman and has far fewer brain cells, and he gets it up only with an erector set. Max, I’d ask you take your expensive act to the bottom of the ocean but you would upset the sea creatures (me, I’m not comfortable around fish).

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