Hey Its just you and me gang, everyone is on a well deserved July 4th Hyades including my beloved editor and even more beloved person who assists me with the great photos, so no photos and no links this week. In any case I loved my last tag line about Andy Rooney so much I thought Id emulate the man who has the best job in the world. Id love to get up in front of a huge TV audience and just ruminate on whatever random thoughts pass through my brain.

“I was thinking about porn sites this week and why certain facets are never improved upon. How is it that the links to ” join” a site are always huge yet the members link is often times in minuscule type and hidden away like the bunny on the front cover of ” Playboy”. Often times the same can be said of cancel instructions.
While I’m rambling about links I have chided the good Sir Rodney to enlarge the links to this blog. I congratulate those who find the blog link buried as it is amongst the links at the bottom of the Sir Rodney home page. Both he and I and Webmaster ( who’s secret identity is not even known to me and if I did find out ” THEY” would surely have to kill me ) are always compelling and erudite yet many readers never find their way here.

In the last Sir Rodney blog piece he referred to me as ” horney a little elf” I cry foul! A Gnome, perhaps, a troll maybe, horney by all means, but an Elf?… hardly. Since we’re throwing invectives around I am now more then ever convinced that Al Goldstein is a nihilistic, hedonistic, chauvinistic, anthropoid. he should crawl back amongst the fossilized cave dwellers from whence he came. He could go play Gin Rummy with the other senseless dolt on the web porn circuit Max Hardcore. Before we pass on the subject of elves; unfortunately very seldom seen featured in hard core, if you enjoy dwarfs and midgets then the outstanding porn site ” Videobox ” has a film for you. They also have a film featuring clowns, as for me I’ll pass on the clowns as I’m not “comfortable” around clowns”.
Speaking about aberrations I visited a giant of a site this week ( giant in more ways then one) on Sir Rodney’s recommendation “Monsters Of Cock “. This site sponsored by ” The Bang Brothers” will surely remind you of the circus mi-lure as you can almost hear the barker cry” hurry hurry hurry see the largest male members on the net and the lovely ladies who swallow these absolutely real meat swords”.

Ok gang enough mindless palaver for today. Next time we’ll further probe into what seems to be a favorite topic of mine and yours, website niches and the darker side of porn. HAVE A GREAT 4TH !!! and keep thinking about our great military: we wish they were here to enjoy it with us! Pornpundit

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