In the coming weeks I plan to explore the “index” at Sir Rodney’s Porn Reviews and mine sexy porn gems that have been lost in the huge volume of sites we review. I’m sure you’re an astute reader and have thumbed through the A-Z index of porn reviews otherwise you would never have found your way here as Sir Rodney’s trail of breadcrumbs consist of links so small they can only be compared with what is now John Bobbit’s member. Today we’ll explore the world of fetish. The “darkest ” material to be found on the web must be Wasteland.com. Not only is there stunningly realistic, almost bordering on the sadistic, videos and photos to be found (if you are at all squeamish avoid this site like the West Nile virus but the chat room really swings 24hours a day).

All Internal gets the nod for those who get drunk on girls consuming spunk. Just logging onto this site will make your mouse pad sticky. These dudes are really twisted and if you want to view creative use of funnels, kitchen ware and insertions of objects this site is a must see.

Those into golden showers on maiden bowers should head right for “French Pee“. Urine the right place to experience not only golden showers but what appear to be true amateurs, a number of which are on the “rubenesque” side, enjoying great sex. I still enjoy Pissmops.com but you have to admit that one visit a year is enough because all these guys do is pee on pretties. After watching ten or twelve vids you get a feeling of deja-vu or of a photographer just cutting and pasting” a different girl into the same scene. “French Pee” is like french Toast there are lots of variations.

OK to switch gears a little I had an opportunity to view a newly reviewed site at Sir Rodney, Awesome India (www.awesomeindia.com). The review will be up soon. Let me say at the outset that porn and India fit together like George Bush and elocution lessons… it just ain’t gonna happen. They throw acid on girls for less. Pretty big deterrent to porn performers. Oh, yeah, India does produce some amazingly bad love scenes but those are straight “Bollywood” pictures, not pornos. The closest thing to Inidan girls are girls from our great ally (yeah, right) Pakistan. Unlike Japan, which produces some of the worst porn done on the globe, India does not export any type of porn. They just provide piss poor telephone support.

It’s back in the cage now for the Pornpundit. I haven’t a clue as to what I’ll talk about next week but I assure all it will be more interesting then C-span and more relevant then a United Nations meeting.

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