If I were a pimped-out porn webmaster, my site would school the stuff that’s out there, because a lot of porn is pure crap. First, I would be hip to finding “girl next door” types that actually look non-porny. I would assume that girls next door are not silcon-pumped, orange bronzer fake blonds. Some would be skinny, some a little chunky, some would have short hair, some might even have a few zits, and some might even be flat chested (gasp!). There’s also no way they’d sport three inches of make-up. Sites with non-hideous men have been done already. (See the very well-done, very honest Dixie Trailer Trash).

The site that best approaches this model would be the outstanding “Velvet Ecstasy“. But guys: please drop the colored filters. Also, let’s see the “rejects” and hear the girls talk a little. A must-see at “Velvet” is the great photo shoot featuring adorable Erin Moore. The second site that meets my standards would be Sir Rodney’s pick, the buxom Big Naturals. Big Naturals would be perfect if you could download in one segment. The whole cum on women’s breasts fantasy gets kinda repetitive. Yeah.. boob boffing can be fun a few times round but not in every vid! Ok so these are pretty picky details for otherwise OUTSTANDING sites, but I WANT PERFECTION!

My site would be well indexed. There are a few girls on the site “ATK Natural And Hairy” that would qualify as sexy girls next door, but finding them is like searching out a specific business in the yellow pages!

Now just a general complaint. After you view Velvet Ecstasy for the first time on a great monitor you’ll be ruined for other porn vids. This site makes me wonder why quality vids cannot be the norm.

Lastly I’d be fair in pricing. I’ve just read Sir Rodney’s review of Teen Flood and while I enjoyed it more than the Sir did I have to admit that forty bucks is outrageous, specially for vids that appear to have been printed by Wal-Mart. For a real deal on tushy pushing, go straight to Xgape.com. These anal vids are far more uplifting and candid than stories of the latest attempted shoeside bomber in Iceland. One last word to newspapers and the “Today” show: Natalee Holloway is shark meat– get over it! Our brave and wonderful soldiers are dying every day, let’s focus on their health and safety!!!!!

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