Sir Rodney has been traveling quite a bit this summer, so we’ve left it to our favorite minion Pornpundit to keep the ole blog updated, and a fine job he has done. As we prepare for yet another jaunt out of Gotham City, we reflect once again on the portability of porn, and the desirability thereof. Computers and laptops have been great for porn, to be sure, but portability is the holy grail. A handheld solution, like the one offered by the Sony Playstation Portable (PSP), which we have written about extensively here, would dramatically increase the consumption, usability and portability of online porn. Apple Computer is preparing a major announcement next week, dropping hints of something as critical to the company’s future as the release of the original iPod in 2001. Our fantasy about Apple’s coming announcement about the iPod is as simple as it is predictable: iPorn.

Imagine, if you will, this little puppy in one hand, and your favorite body part in the other. In bathrooms around the world men would cry resoundingly, “yes!”

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