Archive for September, 2005

How to Become a Porn Star

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

PJ wants to know how to become a porn star (don’t we all). Here’s the letter he sent me:
C’mon, Rodney, SURELY this has been asked of you more than once, but…
We all know these reality porn sites are fake and serve to play on men’s fantasies about the girl-next-door types. BUT…
Seriously, some of these actors […]

Recruits Sought for FBI Porn Squad

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Agency seeks born again wing nuts with a taste for the rough stuff…
“It’s easy to be a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you,” suggested humorist Will Rodgers, and nowhere is this more apparent than the Bush Administration’s recent re-emphasis on the prosecution of “manufacturers and purveyors” of pornography — not the […]

Whore Bait Hal’s Adventures in the porn trade

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

We recently had a chance to re-review the work of a fascinating American entrepreneur and unlikely porn impresario, Hal Adams. Along with his wife Felicia, they photograph and often star in the action on Whore Bait Hal’s, Dixie Trailer Trash, and Granny Cums Here. This is true amateur stuff, and by that we mean the […]

Mistress Jennifer: Monkey Spanking Good

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

Sir Rodney has just alerted me to an awesome five can-can BDSM site, Mistress Jennifer.

Jennifer and her fiends, er… friends, have their proverbial boot on my gonads, and I must admit it feels pretty good.
Instead of the same old staged, fake “reality” porn, this is truly spontaineous stuff, that captures […]