Whore Bait Hal’s Adventures in the porn trade
We recently had a chance to re-review the work of a fascinating American entrepreneur and unlikely porn impresario, Hal Adams. Along with his wife Felicia, they photograph and often star in the action on Whore Bait Hal’s, Dixie Trailer Trash, and Granny Cums Here. This is true amateur stuff, and by that we mean the models are all swingers and real women (and men) taking a walk on the wild side, not paid.
We have written extensively about the misuse of the words “amateur” and “reality” on this blog and in our guide. Nowadays pornographers wrongly call anyone who isn’t a bona fide porn star an “amateur,” even though the minute a model takes money they become, by definition, a professional, just like an athlete. The chicks on MILF Hunter and Bang Bus pretend to fuck for free, but it’s staged; they’re all paid performers, like Vicky Vette. As for “reality,” well… in real reality, the chicks aren’t wearing makeup, don’t achieve orgasm, and the guy comes in five minutes and passes out. Hardly the stuff of fantasy. In porn “reality” is nothing more than a clever justification for low budget handheld location shoot.
On Hal’s sites, the performers, whom he mostly picks up in bars, are never paid. Trust me, when you see these women, you won’t doubt Hal’s veracity. We questioned him pretty extensively about this: how can a middle aged 50 + Georgia cracker pick up so many women willing to have butt sex on camera for nothing, and then sign a release, knowing full well their antics will show up on the web in a matter of days. Hal’s behind the scenes method of recruiting models is something we’re happy to give exclusively to the readers of Sir Rodney’s porn blog.
Hal recently moved to Tampa from the Atlanta area, and his sure-fire pussy procurement method has traveled with him. Hal doesn’t play in a band anymore; he doesn’t come on like a sleaze puppy with a rap about his porn sites; and he doesn’t tell his new friends that he’s married.
Here’s how it works. First, Hal chooses a neighborhood bar where he stops every day for a couple of beers. He gets to know the bartenders, and the chicks who work there. He’s a generous tipper. He’s good with names, and has the proverbial gift of gab. When he meets a girl at the bar, he tends to target plain looking MILF types who are flattered by his attentions. Hal makes sure the girl sees he’s got a relationship with the bartender or waitress, which makes his prospect feel more secure with him. Nonetheless, Hal says he still has a 70% failure rate – in other words, only 3 out of 10 girls actually go home with him. Hal says he is often more successful with the chicks who work at the club than the patrons.
As our readers may know, many male porn stars get their vigor from a cocktail of Viagra, which keeps them hard for hours, and Zoloft, which keep them from coming. Hal told us he has no need of chemicals because he was in a bad car wreck in 1974. He broke 27 bones and his nuts were crushed. Instead of rendering him impotent, Hal gets hard for two or three hours. No wonder the guy is into porn!
Since, as the Bard has said, brevity is the soul of wit, we’ll conclude on this happy note, hoping Sir Rodney’s readers will put Hal’s method into practice and let us know if they experience his extraordinary success rate. We look forward to writing further about Hal and Felicia’s adventures in the porn trade, as they have a new site coming up, Dixie’s Trailer Park, which will be shot in actual trailers they are moving onto some property in Florida.
