PJ wants to know how to become a porn star (don’t we all). Here’s the letter he sent me:

C’mon, Rodney, SURELY this has been asked of you more than once, but…

We all know these reality porn sites are fake and serve to play on men’s fantasies about the girl-next-door types. BUT…

Seriously, some of these actors guys pumping these fine chicks are not that great looking. While for instance Shawn Rees is *the* definitive actor on MILFhunter, and Chuck and his side kick on Mike’s Apartment for example, Cum Fiesta, 8th St. Latinas, and a few other seem to have a handful of guys doing the dirty work, not just one feature guy! And like I said, a number of these guys aren’t that great looking and don’t have that big of a gun - no bigger than mine.

So, you know the question that’s cumming (oops)… How does a guy break into this industry? It looks fairly obvious that the entire industry is run by a handful of companies, so I would imagine it’s a “who you know” type thing. Put it this way though: I *know* for a FACT that I could out perform most of the guys I see, even some of the bone fide studs. (Some however, I admit, would be hard to compete with, but I’m basing my point on the quite a few that I know I could compete with and they are banging such FINE WOMEN day in and day out.)

This needs to be a FAQ on your site, I think. I look forward to your answer. I’m over 35 years old with a 25 year old body, but time is running out and frankly I’d like to screw several hundred women before nature runs it’s course and I can’t think of a better way than getting in with these companies where the women are practically lining up to get banged.

-pj

PJ,

You flatter a humble porn reviewer with your question. The essays, or FAQ, on Sir Rodney’s Guide to Online Porn, are focused on the concerns of neophyte Internet porn consumers, which is what Sir Rodney was when he started this concern three years ago.

However, we have indeed picked up a few morsels that will help you in your quest to boink 100s of women:

First, the three things you have to have to be in porn movies: the ability to fuck in front of other people; erectory and ejactulation control; copious ejaculate (cum). Fortunately for you, PJ, these qualities can be attained through modern drugs. Most important is Viagra. We’re told men at the Valley porn shops are just chomping it down. Secondarily, anti-depressant Zoloft apparently helps control ejaculation and delay that all important money shot. This cocktail allows performers to get hard and stay hard without cumming. In addition, there are over the counter dietary supplements which allegedly increase the quantity of cum. Porn is a visual medium after all, and what people want to see is a hottie covered in spunk, which you, as the owner of the featured member, will be called upon to supply.

Most of the male performers in porn movies are not paid much, but it sounds like you’re in it for the pussy anyway. Good attitude. Men only get 50-100 dollars for a scene, while women get 500 - 1,500. It’s a full day of work, believe it or not, with most of your time spent waiting around (bring reading material) until called upon to perform. You may want to read Sir Rodney’s recent post about Vicky Vette who talked to us following a series of porn shoots in El Lay, where the major porn studios are. Vicky’s a MILFy 40 year old nypho and swinger from Atlanta, who went pro two years ago and is now a sought after porn star with her own web site, and AVN award.

DO NOT CONTACT THE STUDIOS in LA directly. This is what stalkers do. Professionals look in the LA Weekly Classifieds (or the sex classifieds of their local alternative weekly) and Craig’s List (hint: search for porn). It takes time to break in, but it can be done if you are persistent.

Finally, PJ, Sir Rodney has a simpler and more do-able suggestion for those who, like you, want to fuck hundreds of women while still in their sexual prime: swing, pay for it, or both, and generally behave like the dog you are. You know you want to. Networking with sex addicts, nymphos, and call girls will definitely help, since these people are all sex workers, for fun and/or profit, and therefore are the most likely to appear in adult films. They tend to work with their friends. Here the Internet can really help you as there are lots and lots of Escort sites and swinging sites to help connect people locally.

Links:

Eros Guide

Adult Video News

Porn Stud Search

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