Sir Rodney seeks to demystify the world of porn, so consumers can make rational choices based on their taste and their perception of value. For this reason, since the launch of Sir Rodney in June 03, we have made user comments and reviews of porn sites one of the key components of our free service.

As you might imagine, the first year, traffic on the boards was low. Low traffic = no posts. Without a critical mass of user comments, there really is no dialog to contribute to. However, we always hoped we’d reach a tipping point, when consumers’ reviews become the bigger part of our site, and with over 100 quality comments now being posted weekly, we think we may have reached it. From now on, we’ll post user submitted comments and reviews at least every other day. Note: if your comment is not on the site at this point, this means we probably deleted it. We don’t do so lightly, but frankly posts like “me want pussy” and “I want to fuck *porn star name*” are not worth reading.

Also, holy rollers need to let their mouse do the talking and go somewhere else. Sir Rodney responds to lectures on morality with the delete key. If we were interested in your opinions, we’d have gone to your website. Honestly. Here’s one of that ilk we present for your amusement, ostensibly it’s about Adult Friend Finder.

“This site along with all other singles sites purely promote adulterous behavior and if any of the people who posted an ad on such a site were truly honest with themselves they would come to realize that they are trying to fulfill some void in their lives. Morality and ethics have gone down the drain and small remnants of respect that should be given to relationships have almost disappeared. It is sad when all we have become is a bunch of horny people who will do anything to look out to satisfy ourselves… We don’t care who we hurt in the process; be it our partners or ourselves. I am so disgusted with how wickedly weak we have become as humans. In all honesty, the crudeness of so many people in regards to sex has diminished the act itself.”

Sir Rodney’s Comment:

You didn’t sign it “jilted one”, but you could have It sounds like all the fun has gone out of life for you, hon. Here you are, looking at one of the truly great FREE consumer resources on the web, feeling very angry that people are so into the very thing that you, as a human, NEED.

You have to give (cough * put out * cough) to receive a man’s love and respect. Let it in, baby.

Sir Rodney is so very clever, we endlessly amuse ourselves. Hopefully this causes our readers to click their heels in delight!

Some of the site reviews with the most (and most amusing) user comments are:

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MILF Hunter
Sapphic Erotica
My Friend’s Hot Mom
Eroticy
Adult Friend Finder
iFriends

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