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We Do It All to Please You
Sir Rodney would personally like to thank the thousands of people who have been contributing their personal experiences to our porn review site. We are getting over 100 reader submissions a week now; it is hard to keep up.
There is an overwhelming number of model questions. We just don’t have time to post them all. We are creating a new product, which we affectionately call “Sir Rodney’s Field Guide” to help with this. Everyone here has been spending so much time getting ready to launch this new site feature that lots of things (like this blog, for example) have been a bit neglected, but later this week or early next, you will see it was worth it. Details on heretofore anonymous models have been hard to track down, especially when certain webmasters (the MILF Hunter guys) flat out refuse to cooperate.
We have also been working on new features on our sister site, Booble.com, which has its own blog…
First, Joe Brandi’s blog is going to move over to Booble as “Booble Presents Joe Brandi’s Hot Box.” This guy really knows what’s going on in the world of porn.
Second, Booble’s Cover Girls is a smash hit. We have over 20 cover girls, many of whom (Joanna Angel, Vicky Vette, Penny Flame, and Sandee Westgate) are genuine porn stars. You can see them all at booble.com/fansigns.html.
Third, we have been hard at work on Booble’s upcoming April Fool’s prank. You may recall in our inaugural year, we went after our favorite search engine (we all bosom pals, now, really), and last year we took on the religious right with Biible.com. This year, we’re announcing an acquisition so big, so rock solid, it will make Bill Gates himself audition to be a Booble cover mogul.
Here’s what Sir Rodney would like to be writing about but just haven’t had time to because of all of the above:
- Tattoos. Until the mid-90s, only biker chicks had tattoos. Now every porn slut in the universe has a “target” on their lower back. What’s up with that?
- Mary Carey. The stupidest porn chick on the planet (yes, the one who ran for Governor of California) is still hanging around with Republican politicians in Washington, DC. Are you surprised?
- Tonya Harding. The winter Olympics were downright boring without her. She oughta be making porn pictures. Instead, she is boxing. Why can’t she do it in the nude?
- Luke Ford. The best damn journalist covering the world of porn. Period. We admire him. We respect him. We love his web site. He just rules.
But stay tuned, because all this is cumming right down the pipe, and is gonna splash all over the web, and you’re gonna lick it off, it tastes so good. Promise!
