Sir Rodney typed “porn blog” into Google this afternoon, just to see what would happen. Without a trace of irony, this article from Wired News was the first return, followed by the Porn Blog Directory, which was about as useful as a bicycle is to a fish. The article in Wired News suggests unscrupulous porn webmasters might be using blogs to manipulate their search engine ranking. Shocking, I know. From all appearances, whatever those naughty adult webmasters are doing, is working. Penis Bot Porn Links is the third return, and as far as we can tell, the world blog doesn’t appear anywhere in the title or on the home page. Is it us, or is search, especially porn search, declining to the point where faux search engines, like Booble, are more effective than the real thing?

So I start clicking around in frustration. I look quickly at a dozen porn blogs. Most are link lists that just link to pay sites, like this compelling piece of… Internet … stuff: http://midgetpornstars.fucknblog.com. I admit I clicked on it because of the title. Let me just say, Midget sex sounds a lot more amusing than it really is.

Just when I was about to log off in frustration, I found www.adultswingersdiary.com, which includes (finally! thank you!) a legitimate, useful, edited-by-a-human list of sex blogs. In an unexpected act of sheer classiness, they even point to one of the ultimate airing of people’s personal business on the net (THAT is saying something): http://postsecret.blogspot.com, proving, once again, that even in the all too wicked world of the Internet, a blind pig can find a truffle, provided he has enough time.

Next, Sir Rodney typed blog into Booble and guess what: Booble IS better.

Starting with Al Goldstein’s G Spot, every link on here is a gem, and we’re not just saying that because our humble blog appears on the first page of results. Also ranking very high is Fleshbot, Adult Swingers Diary (FREE dirty stories - HOT), Sexblogs.org (excellent, USEFUL directory), and of course the ribald humor of Horndog.

For free or paid online porn, porn blog, and everything else, Booble is better. It’s faster. It’s more fun. And, most important, it’s USEFUL. We said it. We proved it. Now, you try it.

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