Everyone who has ever had a halfway decent looking teacher in high school has fantasized about slipping her the salami. That’s just the way o’ the world. So it’s no surprise that one of the most popular porn sites and DVD series is Naughty America’s My First Sex Teacher. Fantasy fulfilled. Yes! Of course, when it happens in real life, especially if the offending teacher is a hot, young, blonde swimsuit model, it’s big, big news. Like the invasion of Iraq, or Korean Nukes, or the Super Bowl, only bigger, and with an erection. NBC has been pimping Matt Lauer’s interview with the real life sex teacher de jour, Debbie Lafave (our fave - bada bing!) so shamelessly and relentlessly, it has exceeded porn in it unashamed appeal to the libido. Lafave so defines this phenomenon, the acronym TILF (Teacher I’d Like to Fuck) has become almost exclusively associated with her, at least on the web.

Swimsuit model Lafave, 25, became a tabloid sensation after her arrest in 2004 for seducing a 14-year-old student (actually they had a wild affair). She pled guilty and has been sentenced to three years of house arrest. This is a small punishment for her, considering that her hapless victim must live the rest of his life certain in the knowledge that he will NEVER GET LUCKIER! In Lauer’s prime time Dateline NBC interview, Lafave acknowledges that her “victim” might have a hard time “living with the guilt of ratting me out.” Guilt? The fucking kid must be whacking his head against the wall. He’ll never get pussy like that again. What was he thinking?!

Except for the unhappy ending, the Lafave take is like a porn movie coming to life. Let’s face it, that’s what’s got NBC so damned stirred up. It’s their own prime time porno, and they can tout it as news, but they will never show you the proverbial good stuff. For that, we enlisted our old pal Google image search. We typed in “Debra Lafave” and voila, there she was in a swimsuit on a motorcycle. Unfortunately, further searches for TILF merely caused Google to ask, repeated, “Do you mean MILF”?

Sir Rodney, Google-searching sex expert that he is, only found two TILF sites worth of mention. One is a free tabloid-type blog, stuffed with all the tawdry details, and pics (natch), called, appropriately enough, Hot for Teacher. Dozens of “offenders” like Lafave (our fave) are profiled with their tawdry too true tales, which in the end are not so erotic as they are cautionary. Who the fuck needs that? The site we really love is the smoking hot, My First Sex Teacher, from porno powerhouse Naughty America. They deliver on the fantasy, and that is what porn is all about.

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