I’m writing from the warm, sunny, topless and/or nude beaches of the Spanish province Barcelona. Minus the fat fellows in Speedos, the bouncing, tanning scenery could not be better. Ahh, the luxury of beautiful women exposing their bosoms without a second thought . . .

While the wife showers up for some time on the town, I thought I’d take a moment to recognize the beautiful star that helped inspire this vacation. Ahh, the beautiful and multi-hole talent of Rebecca Linares . . .

Rebecca is from Barcelona, which is widely recognized as the adult industry capital of Spain. The Mediterranean morals are very reasonable about nudity, as the beaches demonstrate.

Anyway, my hand first fell to my crotch for Linares in the unforgettable Spain In My Ass, despite the fact it was far from a stellar debut. This bawdy broad has cum a long way, making it a little harder for me (wink, wink) to turn away from each of her subsequent film endeavors.

From Teen Dreams #14, to In Through the Back Door to the recent Yo Quiero Chocolatte, this gal represents the mood of her home town . . . beautifully lewd ladies. If I had to choose a Spanish sex symbol to be (opposed to being myself with Senorita Linares) I’d be Toni Ribas. This porn star stud has gotten to “act” with Linares (including in what could be her debut Ten Little Piggies #8, a sexy footsy fetishy flick), and direct her many times (I know what I’d direct her to do)including in the new Private X-treme Vol. 29: Gonzo Style. As excited, as I want to be about this movie, I know that Spain is not respected for any good gonzo output.

Well, I hear Mrs. Sir Rodney blow-drying her hair. I think I’ll get myself a topless blow job before taking her out for Barcelonan tapas. Tomorrow we’re going to Madrid so she can see Guernica before getting my spermica . . .

The sangria is going to my head. I’ll be back in the good ol’ U.S.of A next week. Hmmm . . . isn’t it a good season for dungeons?

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