My obsession for celebrity titties has led me start a sub-blog called Star *ucked. This is a test-run for it, but keep your eyes peeled . . . it’ll appear on the right of this page in the next few days . . .
Spears’ Meat Curtains
Britney Spears isn’t only free of K-Fed, she’s free […]

Everyone knows I love my MILFs, but I was extremely excited to learn that apes love their elder ladies as well. By apes I don’t mean you, loyal readers, I mean chimpanzees.So the love of a MILF appears to be the law of the jungle. Maybe that is why MILFs are referred to as […]

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I must apologize. I promised a bunch of cream-pie, Thanksgiving dessert themed blogs and, well, I plum ran out of time before the big day. I almost wish Mrs. Sir Rodney didn’t get so hot from shopping. If she wasn’t so busy with my head I’d have had more time for cream-pie porn . . […]

I’m sure we all wish Thanksgiving looked more like this and less like canned cranberry sauce. Still it is good to know we can remember these naked photos while hearing, or saying, the dirty Thanksgiving quote tradition:
“Moist meat is delicious.”
“Just spread the legs and stuff it in the middle.”
“I love breast.”
“My sister prefers dark meat.”

Not surprisingly, Kick Ass Pictures are kicking some ass for AVN nominations. Apparently I’m not the only one who loves their multi-ethnic and fetish porns. These works prove we can all fuck along, even if not get along. Some of the titles they have in the running include:   

There seems to be some consensus that food porn equates to Thanksgiving Porn, in that case Lesbian Training is always thankful, as these gals apparently prefer the cucumber to the zucchini, and, of course, to the man-sausage. I’d like to thank Lesbian Training for inspiring me to eat my vegetables. I pray I’m reborn a […]