Star *ucked
My obsession for celebrity titties has led me start a sub-blog called Star *ucked. This is a test-run for it, but keep your eyes peeled . . . it’ll appear on the right of this page in the next few days . . .
Britney Spears isn’t only free of K-Fed, she’s free of panties! These Britney Spears vagina shots scream “Pay Attention to me!” to the tune of “I’m not that innocent.” Well, pop-star-mama, from the attention your supposed “sex tape” I must say I do believe you have a future as a porn star, but you still may need to loose a little baby weight . . . and make those baby-milkers proud and perky again!
Britney may also be able to slide her slit into the position of divorcee of the year in GQ. The magazine awarded the title of Newlyweds of the Year to Pam and Kid Rock, who were nauseatingly happy for almost four months. Their marriage ended with an abrupt race to file divorce papers first (Pamela won) as they did not have a pre-nuptial agreement. Some are claiming that it was Pam’s role in Borat that ruined their relationship. Maybe Kid Rock found Sasha Baron Cohen’s mediocre body a threat, especially since Pam liked his mediocre body . . . which gives average men everywhere hope . . .
Bad News First
We are sorry to inform that the lovely Nelly Furtado turned down half a million dollars to pose for playboy. The good news is that Petra Nemcova is doing FHM not nude, but in see-through clothing. I feel very Zen; it was very yin and yang to put those two facts together.
