World Orgasm Day Tomorrow
Ahh, it is that magical time of year to gather those you love and share an orgasm with them.
That’s right, tomorrow is World Orgasm Day, and I am proud to be a participant. It is so very politically correct of the organizers to present this proverbial protest during Hanukkah, just before Christmas, and sometime around Kwanzaa. Isn’t it true that one thing all religions can agree on is the importance of getting off?
I refer to this jolly holiday as a proverbial protest because its purpose is to gather positive orgasmic energy from simultaneous cuming around the world and focus it towards peace.
I’m focusing towards peace. Towards a peace of ass. . .
Happy Orgasm Day! I hope everyone gets off!
