It ain’t quite so merry a Christmas, without James Brown. First and foremost, I must give this link in tribute to him. Especially after stumbling across it while searching the words “Christmas sex machine.”

Britney Spears bounces back as only bouncy boobs can, she rebounds with a sane man.

Ahh, come on Mr. Trump, Miss Nevada is too hot to fire. Just look at her photos while contemplating her request for forgiveness.

Beautiful British model Jordan launches her lingerie collection. It is so kind of her to do that during this merry season.

I love my job, but if I’m really good here on out maybe I’ll get Dane Cook’s job for Christmas 2007. He’s working on a movie where he plays a “serial dater.” (Is that what they’re calling lady-players now-a-days?) One of his “victims” is Jessica Alba, who broke his tooth in their kissing scene.

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