Archive for December, 2006

Celebrities Exposed

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Jenna Jameson was greeted by excited fans in Ohio (more than anything this was my excuse to look at pictures of her).

Here’s a link to the reality show My Bare Lady where porn stars try to be regular actresses. I can’t wait for the sequel where actresses try to be porn stars.

Stewart’s Vibrator 
Ok, this kind […]

Mary vs. Mariah

Monday, December 18th, 2006

It has been all over the news how Mariah Carey, the pop star, is taking legal action against Mary Carey, the pornstar, because Mary is trying to trademark her name. In the theory of all press is good press, this is a windfall for Mary, not that she needed one.
Mary Carey began in porn […]

Celebrities Exposed

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Royal Sex Toys
Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton was spotted buying a diverse display of sex toys. Looks like William’s in for a real Royal treatment this holiday season.
“Roasting a Busty Fan”
Some famouse soccer, aka football, players in Britain were filmed “roasting a busty fan,” aka having an orgy with a pretty fan. Funny how the […]

Defining Christmas Porn

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Christmas Porn: n, 1) porn with a yuletide theme. 2) Santa emptying his sack onto twins 3) 1 or more girls removing thei holiday-themed clothing to present themelves 4) Viewing consenting gift-givers getting their stocking stuffed with sausage 5) Anything marked, titled or signed XXXXmas that is not from a great-aunt who likes to say […]

The Pants Whisperer

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Did you ever have a woman talk you into watching The Horse Whisperer and believe it would be much better if some pants came of? Well, the website The Pants Whisperer is the next best thing.
Though there is not any actual nudity (sigh), there is a hot red-head posing as a penis doctor. […]

Celebrities Exposed

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Hottest Nude Scenes of 2006
The notorious Mr. Skin has realease his list of the top 10 hottest nude scenes in mainstream movies. Salma Hayek was placed number one for her hot body exposure in Ask the Dusk.
Rob Lowe Witnesses Audience Sex
In something that seems like karmatic joke on one of the original celebrities to give […]

VideoBox: My Site Pick of the Week

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Porn is a fast moving business. Movies are practically pelted out, too fast to keep up with. That is why VideoBox is my pick of the week.
This site updates hourly, meaning that you receive the time equivalent of about 5 new porn DVDs a day. This gives an edge to sorting the oranges […]