Archive for January, 2007

Blu-ray Blue Balls

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

So there’s been some silly rumor that Blu-ray is adamantly opposed to allowing porn on their format. Right. One thing I’ve learned over the years is that everyone will deny allowing/wanting porn on their medium, but still reap the profit. These two-faced schmucks are probably having a great time wanking off, in their closets, to […]

Niki Taylor, Moaning Cybil, Jane Fonda

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Okay, I know CBS turned down my pals at Booble for an ad during the Super Bowl, but did they have to add insult to injury by allowing K-Fuck one?
Former model Niki Taylor is suing . . . ah, who cares. I’d ust like to put another I in Niki . . .

Jane […]

Porn Website Pick of the Week

Monday, January 29th, 2007

This isn’t the highest ranked site to be whacked off to by my minions and I this past week, but it is the most nostalgic. From the 1970s pin-up ladies of the bush to the modern women of the bare-all bend, Penthouse has had some of the most beautiful model over the decades paired with […]

Smoking Aces, Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, Kathy Griffin

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

The new movie Smoking Aces features more than just bounty-hunter killers, it features them watching porn.
Paris just keeps exposing herself. First there is a new website (ParisExposed.com) that has some rumored back-story of her failing to pay for a storage unit and its contents (including a sex tape or two) being sold . . […]

PETA Porn?

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

PETA (Perverting Everything in Tribute to Animals) has put out a mock “State of the Union” where some hot little vegan takes of her clothes while announcing that the cow is killed before it becomes hamburger. The bizarre part is that Scar Face is playing in the background. The bad part is that at the […]

Porn Swapping Inspiring Art Swapping?

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

I have always maintained that porn is art, but I never thought it would be used to preserve art . . .
Some researcher in California believes that those interested in preserving digital art should look to the porn industry for guidelines. I assume he believes that the naked human form is art.
The researcher […]

Sharon Stone, Terri Hatcher, Dana DeArmond

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Sharon Stone became famose from her open legged exposure. Maybe the late sequel to basic instinct wouldn’t be up for a worst movie award if she had repeated her performance.

Terri Hatcher was spotted getting a bunch of underwear because she says her daughter steals hers. It leaves me wondering what else is shared within this […]