Chess Prodigy Runs Off with Exotic Dancer
“Chess Prodigy, 15, Gets Hero’s Welcome After Running Off With Exotic Dancer”
It’s true. It’s a real headline. I feel like I’ve discovered a long lost son. Wait, this kid is from Peru, I spent some time there . . . could he be my long lost son?
It is more likely that the exotic dancer’s kid is one of mine. Which remind me of some wisdom for traveling through South America:
“When approaching a hot taco, wrap it like a burrito!”
Ah, make me miss my father.
