Archive for March, 2007

Girl-on-Girl Philosophy

Monday, March 12th, 2007

As much as I hate to admit it, not all the girl-on-girl action happens because both of the women are lesbians or bisexual. These pornstars say they are straight and are “acting,” but that their orgasms are for real. It’s a bit of a paradox in the box, or boxes, if you will. So, I […]

Sunny Lane

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Sunny Lane is more than a set of great tits. She is an inspirational set of tits.
Her mode of inspiration is pretty self-explanatory from her picture. In truth, the inspiration is gained from a legitimate, may I call it moral, source. She tossed aside her dreams f becoming an Olympian roller skater to be […]

Vanessa Williams, Jolie, Aniston and more Aniston

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Vanessa Williams, the hot chick on Ugly Betty, is purportedly to be posing nude in some unlikely magazine.

Angelina Jolie has been recognized as the sexiest woman ever again; but this time by the BBC, which makes her beauty more like a scientific fact.

Speaking of Jolie, Brad Pitt’s first wife was also hot. The […]

Sexiest PBS Programming?

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Sprouts is the sexiest PBS kids show since Rubber Duckie made bath-time so much fun for Bert and Ernie. Why? Because they can’t quit hiring actresses to host their “Good Night Show” that have don’t have some type of sexually explicit role in their back ground.
First, there was the recently fired Melanie Martinez, […]

Christina Ricci, Antonella Barba and Kim Kardasian

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Christina Ricci says her role in Black Snake Moan, in which she is predominantly more tan half naked and in a miraculous chain that leaves no bruises on her, made her more comfortable with her own naked body. I’d like to get more comfortable with her naked body. I’d also love to get a hole […]

A Devious Angel

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Joanna Angel, one of my favorites of my many favorite pornstars, is hosting the Booble Porn Minute. An what a minute it is . . .
This funny punk tries to get one of her tits in her mouth and, um, says something about something that was surely smart.

And our talented friend Peter Burton caught […]