Are MILFS Getting Hotter
As I am on the forefront of the emerging field of MILF scholarship, I have noticed an interesting trend in the way MILFs have been defined and depicted: They are getting hotter.
Though it is imperative that we not lose sight of the fact that, to be an honest-to-God MILF, a woman must have borne a child and I, Gram, must want to make sex on her, we’d be kidding ourselves to expect that the porn world has such high standards as you or I.
Therefore let’s turn our attention to faux-MILF Adrianna Nicole, covergirl of Venom Digital’s Your Mom’s A Slut…She Takes It in the Butt #3. Notice that the ellipses between “Slut” and “She” stand in for the word “Because”; because your mom takes it in the butt, she is therefore a slut.
That’s all it takes these days to be a slut, apparently.
In my day your mom needed to take it at least three different places in addition to anal, simultaneously, and with at least one participant being someone she didn’t know.
Anyway, I know Adrianna Nicole. She is not a mom. What’s more, she is not even a mom in the movie (she’s an aunt). But yes, if she said, “Grams, I need to make sex with you to help my career” or “Grams, I’m horribly lonely” or “Grams, I got into this business because it would bring me closer to you” I would try to help her out.
Traditionally the MILF has been the sexy, flirty, smoky, somewhat dangerous older woman, maybe a little rumpled. Nicole looks like she’s never seen the inside of a Mommy & Me class.
Chatsworth Pictures, which is often true to the International MILF standard in its movies, has fused two of its popular recent series, Cuckold and MILF Meat, into the upcoming “Cuckold MILFs”.
“We turned the tables on the Cuckold storyline,” said co-director Grip Johnson, “and we imagined scenarios where the trophy wife wasn’t so young anymore.”
The movie features several “formerly” hot women all finding their husbands cheating on them,. Unfortunately Carrie Ann, seen on the cover returning to her home with groceries only to find husband Herschel Savage being blown on the living room rug, is hot like fire .
“I don’t know why Herschel would have cheated on her, either,” said co-director Cram Johnson.
As you know, the porn world is a delicate ecosystem. Just as we may rejoice that MILFs, however one defines them, are getting hotter, mustn’t that also mean that “18 to 19s ” run the risk of getting older, “Asians” becoming Pakistani, and all-girl “lesbians” actively seeking out men to cum on their faces?
Possibly the poster MILF of the porn world is Miss Vicky Vette, now 42. In director Roy Karch’s “No Morals”, Vette engages in a (literally) steamy interlude with Randy Spears. An elevator is involved.
At no time during “No Morals” is Vette referred to as a MILF, and there is no data that supports any claim that Vette actually has a child. It is in this way that “No Morals” is actually an extremely moral film, refusing to make us face the fact that pornographers might lie to us.
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