6 Nurses Take it Up The Ass
6 Nurses Take It Up The Ass is about as blunt a title as you’re going to find. The movie lives up to its promise, delivering Renata Black, Aletta Ocean, Donna Bell, Bijou, Nesty, Cameron Gold and Tea Blondie dressed up in their best sexy nurse uniforms. Like most porn nurses, these are not the kind who would pass for more than a second in any hospital – their uniforms are scanty and low-cut, although they are at least not made of latex. I am of two minds about sexy nurses in scanty uniforms because my mother was a nurse, which at least for me robs the profession of some of its allure. I might feel differently about scanty uniforms if I were to wake up in a hospital after some sort of knocking-out accident – I know that if I came to and a pretty girl was checking out my chart, I would want to be able to at least see down her dress (being able to see her ass under a skirt that was essentially a belt would be a bonus, but I am not a greedy fellow).
They certainly are nice to their patients in this movie, though – Renata Black starts things off on the right foot by ministering to some guy with a cough. She’s a raven-haired Czech, not particularly striking but with a nice, lean body and a pair of smallish but fake tits; she shows up along with a doctor to attend to a man with a sort of comically intense cough. A little cock-sucking takes his mind off the hacking, and once she’s got him settled, the doctor joins in and they hammer her from both ends. Like all Private girls, she does take it in the ass – she has to, given the title of the movie – but she is also perfectly happy to do some double penetration as well, and she has the boys finish up with a pair of facials
Aletta Ocean, another raven-haired Eastern European girl (Hungarian, to be precise) is a nurse in an optometrist’s office. When Nesty comes in to take her eye exam for her driver’s license, Aletta and the doctor take the time to give her a really thorough physical. The doctor checks her breasts for lumps, and Aletta follows suit, after which he checks Aletta’s ass for cancer using his penis, which is a very sensitive instrument. Nesty does not take it in the ass, but that’s okay because she’s not a nurse. Eventually, the doctor finishes up with a shot on Aletta’s tits, which Nesty helps to clean up.
Donna Bell, a blonde Romanian girl with nice natural tits, isn’t even pretending to be a real nurse. Her little outfit, a red thing that I think might be a camisole (although it might not be; it has a thonglike strap that goes between her legs and it doesn’t cover her tits – it might just be some kind of topless bathing suit), has a white cross on it to indicate that she is either an angel of mercy or Swiss. The patient, a victim of what he calls “small end fucking cresh” has bandages on his head, but Donna’s attention goes straight to his cock, which is maybe hemorrhaging or something, because it is chock full of blood. He may not remember who he is, but he knows what to do when Donna climbs on top of him. The doctor knows too, and he joins right in. The two of them split her between them, double penetrate her, and blow their loads in her face.
Bijou and Cameron Gold — a redhead and a blonde respectively and both Czechs — are a pair of nurses who show up at their patient’s house to help him, although the nature of his complaint isn’t really clear. It doesn’t matter, though, because his most obvious problem is a swelling in the pants area. They take turns massaging it with their own pants areas until he erupts on Cameron’s tits. At this point, it becomes regrettably necessary to say that Bijou does not take it in the ass; although it does make, her, oddly, the exotic one, it still gives the lie to the title of the movie. Unless there is a hidden nurse somewhere on this disc, it should have been called 5 Nurses Take It Up The Ass.
Our final nurse, Tea Blondie, is blonde. She has a tight, natural body and a nice ass, which is apparently how they make them in Hungary. She stops by her patient’s room, where he is languishing, accompanied by a friend reading a magazine. Inevitably, the mere presence of a nurse lends the patient a bloom of health, so she checks his friend too, just to make sure everyone’s okay. They are, and they take advantage of their new found vigor to start groping the nurse, which leads, as it will, to a banging threesome that includes not just anal but a double penetration, followed up by a wet double facial.
