Chris Rolie’s Tunnel Butts
I’m not sure exactly what the point of calling a movie “Tunnel Butts” is supposed to be – you’d think the point of porn would be to make asses seem more attractive, not less, and isn’t the point of anal that an asshole is tighter and more sensitive than a pussy? And isn’t a tunnel butt be one that is cored out, all loose and used up? I guess it appeals to some. The thing is that although Melissa Lauren (for instance) has logged thousands of hours of anal, her asshole still isn’t loose or sloppy, so even if you do like them that way, you’re not going to see any Ave Devine-style prolapses or pink socks in this movie – which, for my money, is a good thing. In spite of the attempt to make it seems as though these girls are skanks, then, Tunnel Butts is just a movie about good, clean, wholesome anal fucking.
Melissa Lauren, David Perry, Mike Angelo
Melissa Lauren starts things off, in a scene that’s a little weird in spots. The guys are a little hyper, even before they get her out of the box they’ve been keeping her in, but once she’s out, she takes everything they can throw at her with professional ardor. There’s anal, of course, and a couple of different DPs as well as some pretty rough fucking, a little throat gagging, some smacking around, and, as is the case with most porn movies these days, it goes on for a looong time – well over forty minutes. Melissa eventually takes both loads on her face.
Kaci Starr, Toni Ribas, Marco Banderas, Mike Angelo
Kaci Starr is ready for anything too, and she gets three guys hammering away at her every orifice. They run through most of the positions that three men and a woman can get into. Kaci is a firm, tawny little golden-brown trollop who looks like she might have some Latina ancestry, gasps and groans her way through thirty-five minutes of hole abuse by three very insistent studs. She admits to being a little worn out and sore well before the facials, but she clearly enjoys herself through not only a few double penetrations, some solo time with Ribas, and three facials. She also, if you’re interested in that kind of thing, squirts all over the camera while she’s getting fucked.
Cassandra Cruz, Jaslin Diaz, Mike Angelo, David Perry
Cassandra Cruz looks like an extraordinarily convincing tranny, except she has no cock – she’s dark, heavily made-up and bottom-heavy; Jaslin Diaz, on the other hand, looks like she might be a female rapper. They’re both Latinas, with nice big asses that can and do take quite a pounding. They start off with a giant double-ended dildo, but graduate quickly to real cocks. There’s a lot of screaming and shrieking in this scene, with the two girls seemingly trying to out-shrill each other, and competing to see which one can beg for the roughest treatment – choking, hair-pulling, spitting, slapping, et cetera. It’s all a little over the top for my taste, but if you like girls who come from the “is that all you got no fuck me harder fuck me with your fucking dick is that all you got motherfucker fuck me with your fucking dick” school of rhetoric, this might be the scene for you. It might not be the scene for David Perry, who resorts to shouting “Shut the fuck up! Shut the fucking fuck up!” at the height of the shrieking, and it doesn’t seem like he’s kidding. At the end, by the way, facials all around, and some cum-swapping.
Heidi Mayne, Mike Angelo
Heidi Mayne is a jiggly blonde who is fleeing from the cops, in the person of Mike Angelo sporting a plastic truncheon; when she finally gets caught, after a short chase, she lets him smack her ass around for a while , crawls up some stairs, and submits to a half-hour of police brutality. Heidi has the look of a slightly weathered stripper to her – fake tits, tattoos, and a big but not very well-toned ass, but still sexy, partly because of her advanced dissipation. In short, she has the look of a girl for whom anal is no big deal, which is kind of sexy in itself. Of all the girls in this movie so far, she is the one I would most suspect of having a tunnel butt if I saw her walking down the street, without ever having to look at her asshole. Her scene is frantic and dirty but pedestrian in comparison to the rest, mainly because it’s a one-on-one with Mike Angelo, and she doesn’t have the opportunity to get double penetrated or whatever depravity she might be able to handle.
Ricki White, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas
Ricki White actually knows how to play the piano and does so, playing the can-can for Marco and Toni as they dance, which is a little more than faintly ridiculous, but soon she steps away from the piano and gets down to business, letting the boys bury their faces in her, fore and aft. Ricki is a chirpy , fit brunette with big fake tits – oversized and cartoonish, but still kind of hot. She takes on her studs with vigor, relishing cocks in every hole, coming close to but not actually achieving a double penetration, which is in itself sort of refreshing – as much as I love an unregenerate slut with no limits, I don’t mind a girl who’s willing to say that’s enough, I can’t take that. Eventually, she take s both pops on her ass.
Adrianna Nicole, Mason Moore, Mike Angelo, Mikey Butders
Adrianna and Mason start off their scene riding the faces of a pair of Mikes; both girls have big, curvy asses and big tits – Adrianna’s natural and Mason’s not – and a well of enthusiasm for getting fucked in the ass. This scene is another screamer, although not irritating at all – both the girls seem to be having good sex, rather than competing to see who can be loudest. Mason is a squirter, too, and she hoses down the camera and Mike Angelo several times. So far this is my favorite scene in Tunnel Butts, and it keeps getting better all the way through to the twin facials and snowballing.
Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells, Anthony Hardwood, Sasha
Kelly Wells and Jamie Elle are almost polar opposites – Jamie Elle is a mousy brunette, cute but not exceptional-looking, and Kelly Wells is one of the loudest, sluttiest girls in porn, a sharp-faced blonde with an attitude. They get along very well in their scene, which starts out with Anthony and Sasha blowing air into their asses and having them fart it out, which may or may not appeal to you. There’s a lot of foreplay in this one, toys, air-blowing, ass-bouncing and spanking, and so on. When they finally get down to the fucking, it’s a party, with both Kelly and Jamie getting lots of individual attention as well as the DP treatment, and each girl is happy to help out while the other one is getting pounded. The scene ends up with a simultaneous anal creampie, each girl getting filled up at the same time, side-by-side.
